lameborghini:

donate my text posts to science after i die

(via cumfort)

bagmilk:

earthdad:

Kinda rly like a girl what do I do

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(via kereke)

wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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the thing

(Source: jewishsanta, via fuckface-x)

guy:

when ur trying to get to know someone but someone keeps interrupting ur convo

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(Source: guy, via stay-ocean-minded)

  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

sorry:

I want to be skinny but I also want pizza for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Do you feel me.

(Source: sorry, via unescapable)

foodtrucker:

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

(Source: foodtrucker, via cumfort)

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