my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
if you’re protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then i want to date you
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LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
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